I just finished MoxieTopic: Is This a Thing?, a timeline of all the blips that come at predictable times during the first few years. It's 8 quick and easy pages of when it all happens and what to do about it (if anything) and reality checks so you know it's not just you. Five dollars. Buy it now by clicking the button or read the longer description of it here and then buy.
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