Dear Time Magazine,
Please shut up.
We are too busy parenting our own kids to get all riled up about some hackneyed feud with other parents that you're making up to sell copies.
It makes you look out-of-touch and desperate, not to mention misogynist and patronizing.
And no, I'm not going to link to your inflammatory cover.
If you're taking requests, how about doing a piece that will actually help parents instead of setting us against each other.